I finally made it out of Vancouver, with a supposedly working car (we’ll see how that bears out over next few days). Of course, “tomorrow morning” turned into late afternoon, but I was on my way by 2:45.
It was pretty standard departure:
1. Park illegally by the hostel because it’s sometimes too much damn trouble to do things in legally.
2. Rush through the packing and checking out process in the hopes you won’t tempt fate past the breaking point and get a ticket.
3. Give a mental thumbs up to the All Mighty God when you don’t see a slip of paper under your windshield wiper.
4. Curse and bemoan your way through downtown traffic.
5. Curse and bemoan your way through suburban traffic.
6. Curse and bemoan your way through expressway traffic.
7. Exchange pleasantries with the guy at U.S. customs.
8. See the first telltale sign that you’re back in the States:




