Right. Well. It’s been a while since I last posted anything. I haven’t been dead, but I haven’t been all that lively either. That fact that I’ve been doing so little of interest day-to-day lately may be part of the reason I haven’t been champing at the bit to post anything. However, I have to admit that at the base of it, I’ve been being That Guy. You know the one. The one with a readership-of-one blog that almost never posts, and when he does, it’s to apologize for the lack of posts. I hate that guy. And that guy is me.
I’ve got a couple of hopefully worthwhile posts simmering, but for now, all I’ve got is a smattering of Random Ohioishness:
First off, while wandering around Big Lots a while back, I spotted a most unfortunately named product:
For those blissfully unaware of why this is funny, which apparently includes the team of crack brand managers at Malt-O-Meal, I’ve drawn up the following diagram for clarification:



