I’ve never really been much for holidays, and it doesn’t take much extravagant patriotism to weird me out, so you can imagine how excited I get about the 4th of July.
That being said, I do rather like America. Sure, we’ve go our problems. The economy is so murky we may as well just give in and start a barter economy based on the debris from the manufacturing sector. The Congress can’t find it’s own ass with both hands and a flashlight. Firefly still hasn’t made a proper comeback. But still, there’s a lot to love here.


