Right. ‘Been a while. I was about to whip up a post about my holiday travels, only to have it dawn on me that I haven’t posted anything since September. So instead of going all Dr. Who on you and skipping around in chronology, I’m going to spend a few posts catching up with myself. First up is a day trip to Joshua Tree National Park back in November.
The park is two hours and change from downtown LA. I got into the town of Joshua Tree midmorning looking for breakfast. The only place I found open was The Joshua Tree Saloon, which is pretty much exactly what it sounds like. One of the regulars was wearing a t-shirt with the text “In dog beers, I’ve only had one.” At one point, he was talking about getting thrown out of a series of bars in the early 70′s and explained, “That’s why I stopped drinking so much… Oh wait, I didn’t stop drinking so much. I stopped drinking so little.”
Anyway, they served a pretty decent impression of biscuits and gravy, so I ate my fill, and so engorged, found the park visitors center to rustle up a map or two.
I didn’t have a whole lot of time, and Joshua Tree encompasses over 1000 square miles, so I didn’t want to burn what few daylight hours I had left driving all over. I spent most of the afternoon in and around nearby Hidden Valley (No relation to the salad dressing). There aren’t any trails to speak of, but Joshua Tree has a fairly laissez-faire policy towards backcountry use, and Hidden Valley is a veritable playland for scrambling and climbing.

The road into Hidden Valley
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